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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in my kitchen in London with Ed Gamble.

coming up on this show, today, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not joking. I think / two or three features / gonna fly / told me / I've told you / I've been doing this show for ... too long, certainly, / I've never been this confident / show / I never felt like this. I've never felt / two / one about bread / that is gonna fly / one about fruit __ is gonna fly / Right / all food-based / eggs? / I don't think / I think / But you are so confident with them / like / extra one / Coffee Morning / untill 12 / Lunch Club / sure, yeah / go out and come back / again? / introduce you all over again / come back / I introduce you all over again / again / and I think one of / saved up for Lunch Club. / Perfect. / Coffee Morning / light-hearted g__ / normally say / light-hearted g__ / light-hearted / newspapers / sounds like a weak pun, doesn't it? / can / light-hearted g__ / Ed / be "What?" / now / we're gonna have to come up with / new name, or / leave / gap / Rhod's Coffee Morning / light-hearted ... ... through the newspapers. / That works for me. / my co-host Ed G__. How about that?

Lots of people have tweeted about / Jacket Quiz, uh, is basically based on a thing in the back / newspaper / where there's / headline / says / world's most famous jacket quiz / guess / what style of jacket that is / one answer / two weeks / again with you. / OK. / given away the answer? / week 1. / All right. OK. / but / still did it / subsequently / same week, yeah. / same question / we have had some complaints. / Right. / Uh, let's have a look, uh, "Dear Rhod, on last week's show, you were quite scathing of one of your guests / correct jacket / H__ / You said it was impossible and you couldn't / without cheating" / Come on, it's a bit of, uh ... / world's most famous jacket / it's not surprising / H__ / I've never heard of / H__ / this, uh, this is / even / top of the show, I've got two features / rock Radio Wales / hang on, this is one of them / if you remember / feature 1 was about bread / Oh yeah. / feature two / about fruit / about fruit. There / don't text in yet. ... Wait for the question. __ __ __ Radio Wales / bread / bread feature / send in everything we know about bread / number 3 / about jacket now / this is the mysterious / what do you think is ... / the feature / what is the world's most popular / most famous / I'm gonna slightly ad__pt / the most popular / supposed / widely worn jacket / probably, uh ... probably __ anorak, isn't it? / in the world / just a ... a raincoat type thing / most p ... / A: / qualifies as a jacket? And B: / in the world, now / China / I'm / thinking about China, and / billions / is that the most / anorak? / some areas of China / I think / be honest / yeah, exactly, there you go / what is the most ... world's most / widely worn jacket? That's my feature #3 / top / feature #1 / would you say, in terms of / if you rank the features in order of preference, do you think / three / least favorite / keep / come / OK, yeah / out / again / the arrow / move / above 1 / bread / feature 1 is bread. I'm gonna come on to that later in the show / feature 2 is fruit / later in the show / is up and running / that's jacket / Yeah. What do you think / in the world / all time? / I'm putting my / Ed / for ... / anorak ... or __ jacket, you know / I think / that's / the world's most widely worn jacket is something that roughly three __s use / even in the UK / really unusual item, a p__ / But once / out / just a __, isn't it / specific product / yeah, but / if / once / you think the world's most widely worn / jacket of all time / some / a belt clip / you can fold into the / is / worst answer of all time. / What? It's not / still a jacket / said / technically / give you / tell you now, when the answer / comes through just before 1 p.m. / what / think / definitive answer / most widely / a lot closer to / OK / I think we all wanna know / what you think it is, Rhod / unfortunately / feature on / hoof / got an answer yet / tell / something / said the right thing / somebody's mother had in their 70's.

Rhod, I dispute the assertion about the relative fame of the H__ jacket. / you found / local paper / local paper / it's in the national's / people can be so scathing. Sure __ didn't mean to be rude, but / access to the tabloids / budget / India has over / Look / India has / world's population / Right / surely the N__ jacket, continuously popular in India since the 1940's, must be vastly more popular and famous than the H__ jacket, which __ been / and / than __ H__ jacket / popular / 70's and 80's. That has come in / loads of stuff / and the N__ jacket / So, you've ... you've got background information already. So you've launched / you already know about the N__ / I've been / from the listener / from Jerome P__ / yeah? / in L__, Kentucky, USA / that's / come in / he / load of information then about the H__ / Wikipedia / N__ / same / Rhodney H__ / more famous than __ __ __ N__ / come on, Rhod / then you / about popular jacket / you've left me, you know / I've left you dangling / out in the wind / N__ jacket / Yeah / which was, uh, as / continuously popular in India / massive / 40's / which is mine / so far / we've got so far / what is the world's most commonly worn jacket of all time? / might be able to get a little N__ / popular / fold it up / I don't think / down like a ... m__ ... can you? / Any Indian rumblers__ out there? ... Let us know.

we've had some text and emails and stuff / first feature / today, feature 3 / first feature to be launched / it's the first feature to be launched / Feature 3, yeah. / preference / about bread / coming up later. Uh, ... but feature 3, at the moment, is about jackets, and / what / think / commonly worn jacket of all time / world / I've made a horrible mistake / you / which I think is / was a mistake / as soon as / song went on / I immediately thought / why / say denim / denim is a good entry / surely ... surely denim / shame / you / p__, though. / get back / now. / Somebody in, uh ... somebody in / called Jerome / sent us information / can't be as famous as / H__ / kicked us off / back of the papers / a lot of them / famous jacket than N__ / popular in India / since / somebody called Jerome in States / N__ / must be more / more popular than the H__ / this is the feature, the world's / most commonly worn, widely worn, globally, jacket / so / and, uh, according to the Daily M__ / tabloid, H__ is the / what is the H__ / I should have read the end of / Jerome / great detail / what / describe / in your own words, Rhod / briefly / it's a thin, cotton jacket ... it was, uh, sort of m__ __ __ inside / worn by mods / 60's, 70's, 80's / it's not / schools in West Wales / black on the outside / in the States, I think / kinda / b__ outside / waist / cotton / States / kinda thing / over here it's had / much more / popular culture references / OK. / that's the H__ / I think / constantly popular in India since / big as / popular among __s in the / for that / world's ... / but you did suggest that / one / N__ / put into a little pouch / comes / comes / umbrella / packable jacket / Indian / __s out there? They can help us out. / another one / jackets here. This came in / week / last week / quite scathing / guessing the correct jacket / you said / impossible / cheat. I can't say / correct answer, two weeks running / in no way that I cheat / do not read newspapers / borrowed / in case you repeated the quiz / what did amaze me, however, / remains the world's / for two weeks running." I think / just / advert / constantly checking the charts. / still / No.1 / I can only assume / iconic / say / hang on / trend on this show / well, despite / reported popularity, I cannot say that I've seen many people / in recent years / I would agree with that, Simon / north / around / know / was / I recall, as a teenager / late 70's, early 80's / H__ jacket / very much sought after among teenage lads / travelling / as far as B__ to buy them / I even recall / on one occasion, one of my / know / To get a H__? / to get a H__ for him / wow / that is / popular jacket / all the way / bit more information / come from / the term / from / Middle French noun / j__, which / first / small or light-weight tunic / perhaps / question / upgraded jacket quiz / listen / been quite significantly upgraded / a whole interesting, globally, culturally significant feature / world cup running / take / on / global feature / what's the world's widely worn common jacket? What do you think? / I / one more guess / I've got one more guess? / Yeah. / denim / I've lost ... lost the entries / I remember them all / H__ is in there anyway, by v__ / feature / then / N__ / teasing the listeners with that / which I think might be the answer / know / come / here / I was just / I was saving that. / Well, there you go. I've done it. I've blown / I'm saving / keeping my __ dry / go for / tease listeners / keep / listening / you've just ... / I've done it / washed it up everywhere / you know / constantly / jacket / that's the end of the show, ladies and gentlemen.

In the, uh, papers today, one / stories / light-hearted through the newspapers / don't forget / thought / left the gap because normally this show is a light-hearted / newspapers / Ed Gamble / leaving a gap / light-hearted g__ through the newspapers with Ed ... / I think it's the same. / Yeah. It / still / gap, isn't it? / it's easier / when / light-hearted ... through the newspapers / little break / sentence / 'cause otherwise / Ed ... / how long to pause for / was waiting for __ full-stop to come along. / Yeah. / it says here in the paper / soon / driving round / look at this / one / you / fast / 1,000-mile-an-hour car / but that / we / be driving around in 1000-miles-an-hour car / all of us / one / go from / cc Nissan M__ straight into a 1,000 ... this / my mother's car / in the afternoon / in the afternoon / this does 1 mile ... have a guess / quickly / this can do a mile / in, uh, thousandth of an hour / 3.6 seconds. / 3.6 seconds? / Yeah. / but you can't have some people / some people / normal / there'd be chaos on the road. / very different cars / yeah, but not ones that go, __, ten times the speed as the other ones / do / you / way / yeah / put / off / once / above / mile an hour / yeah / ticket for you, my son. / if the police / got one of / get / motorway / landrover / 1000 miles an hour / every 3.6 seconds / all that / do / make traffic more frustrating / just sat there / could be going / 1000 miles an hour / know / up behind / little mound of grass / always / police / just having their sandwiches / always up on the side / they're having a picnic, aren't they? / only they are allowed to / one car police picnic area / do you reckon / go past / 1,000 miles an hour / 3.6 seconds / car or a bee / just whizzing past their eyes / would it ... how ... what is this / miles an hour / how fast / can / things / can we see? / one / feature 4: how fast could you see things? / yeah ... yeah / jot it down / how fast can we see things? If the police / past / 1,000 miles an hour / could / police see you? / And this is, assuming, obviously / leafing through / sandwich box / moving their / breakaway / lunchbox / I think / do, yeah. / forgotten / I think / wind would take the top layer of bread off / not really. / No? / Nuh, because / first lane / further away / police / one-car police picnic area / probably peel their yoghurt / 4A: Would feel __ __ / I think / it'll take / yoghurt / yeah / have / if you / lid of / cup of yoghurt / especially / sandwich / slam / start the car / after you / would you feel __ __?

OK. "Hi, Rhod, my girlfriend and I have been podcast listeners for a long time / this / finally / six a. m. here, so / in North C__ / us / America / it's not / listen live. We've been / for a long car ride. / I should / nothing / how / get / BBC Radio Wales in a car in North C__? / I don't know, mate. I don't know. Honestly. __ __ __ __. I genuinely can't / I haven't tried / don't bother. Don't try / try? That's a bigger question / do you know what? / Radio Wales / "... in the summer time ..." that's not it. / but that feels right / car / love a shout out" says M__ / USA / I've always wanted to / Tom P__'s episode / what was the Tom P__ episode? / Jack / standing / next to me ... what is / episode / like / Tom / that / that was the episode / always wanted / about the Tom P__'s episode / friend / named Mike / happens, doesn't it / yeah / in advance / that sounds right / can be / either way, it says / I'm gonna give a shout out / all of you / in / girlfriend /

What's the world's most widely used civilian jacket, globally? / feature 3 / might be the answer / did last week's listner play list / come on / there's more / knocking around / straight jacket / I'd say / know / how / neither of / from / USA / who wrote / N__ / yeah / out in front / think / your denim / and leather / decided you / leather / specific / all shapes and sizes. / don't they? / I think / a much more consistent jacket f__ than the leather / could be a casual ... a casual / anything really, couldn't it / bomber / most / denim is good. Cowboys / America / cowboys / not many cowboys / around / John W__, Y__ B__ / not / they are around now / about / donkey jacket / donkey jacket / I'll tell you what / 80's. / lot / donkey / ahead / I don't know / one type / big pocket / for his favorite b__. / what did you / needed / donkey jacket / big pocket / we think the most used jacket is the suit jacket / Too general / hang on a minute / Ed / I'm not having that / like / suit / that becomes a suit jacket / you know what he means there. He means the top of / suit / could / top of / be / excentric, slightly ... slightly more formal / we've had loads of correspondence here / have / Jacket Quiz has taken off.

from / I'm staring at / legal profession / Right. / that / would help, having / staring / most worn jacket in every sense is the __ jacket." / Ah. Very clever / not / on humans / talking about / on / civilian / this feature / how hard / to grasp, listners? / don't / outside the box / fancy clever feature / simple / simple / simple / e__ study / clever-dick stuff / no / just / most worn jacket / I'm not sure / popularity / confident start / I would say / blazer / almost certainly / widly worn / think about the Chinese / I have been to China / seen / marching in / millions / I've never seen / they're all wearing / it's not blazer ... / most high school kids / does that count / uniform / I think we should rule out uniform completely. / rule out uniform completely / civilian adult humans / civilian adult humans / yeah / from their own free will. / Yes. / human / we are looking for / Yeah. There you go.

if you remember, in / first / light / through the papers / stumbled upon / story / there gonna be a pound / 1000-mile-an-hour car / interesting question / if you / policeman / sitting / motorway / one-car parking police places / lunch / an hour / let to the feature / how fast / see things? / feature 4A: Would you / have you ever / top / off / policeman / 4A ... 4B, sorry. / Get it right. / hi / question / based on the car travelling flat out / 1000 miles an hour, / yeah, / or 440 / seven / I think this guy's / put / that's what we need / based on the car travelling / thousand / meters per second / officers in question / having a field of view of two hundred meters / within the bobby's field of view / OK. / providing / car / looking down / picnic / feature 5, "have you ever been too involved? / how involved can you be / before it's too far / feature 5C / car / I love the fact / taken so long to work all this out / like / physics / love / within the bobby's field of view, and providing food-based destructions are negated / spot the car / able to spot the car / human eye / approximate refresh rate of 18 times per second, allowing reasonable / resolution / gathered 40 frames / probably enough to distinguish the color of the vehicle, but not / registration plate / or / Mr. or Mrs. / driving / no idea." says Tom / So, I think / would / travelling / hour / we still haven't got / so much on / yoghurt

says / water-proof / forward / the life jacket / it's important, / importance of the life jacket / someone just strolling around / should / maybe just in case. / not a bad idea, is it? / think / little / wow / appropriate phase / killing / life jacket / Yeah. ... That could be my chatch-phrase / what / got / life / material / feature / feature / why / life-saving boyant / clothes / country / fell in what? / toilet? / something more fluid than land / be anything / know / not / same / make / life uninteresting if you / uninteresting / go / living in / push ourselves around / think / happen / that way / idea / boyant, / yeah, / crush-proof / motorcycle / flame-re__ stuff / be, though? / cloth / a hat ... even a tie / lunch time / your head / what / Friday night / take my tie off / relax / still boyant / I agree with you / turns out / idea / all / best thing I've ever heard / no / life

definition of / jacket / apparently / with that. / What? / coat, not a jacket / count / jacket / refers to / color / I think / up / come on / during / color / be a jacket / Is it? / you've looked that up / people / not true / hi Rhod / count / my favorite / straight jacket / joker / escaping / cross that out / most popular / still / tell / probably the / not talking / civilian, voluntary ... we are talking about style / outside my kitchen / probably / just outside your kitchen / be / sort / leather / lovely ... lovely / doesn't make / jacket

Hi, Rhod / must be the suit jacket / remember / donkey jacket / imagine all those business / around the world / trying / you say that / voluntary jacket, the suit jacket / wear / I think / because / your job / go in / go in / wearing a T-shirt / think / a convention / Yeah. Are we / passes that / human / definitely / sort of ... even though / may feel pressure / it / directive / uniform / convention / I think he might be right / the most popular / most worn / most globally of all time / suit / jacket / know / this / the problem / difficult / little feature / mate / top of / all the way through / your bread / even touched / quite confident / curve-free show / yeah / was / morning / so many people / potato for / too many / I was quite confident / morning / one / thought / greatest / on radio / yeah / jacket / actually / Jerome / think / America / certainly / start / bothering / any of them

If you / why / live / 11 till 1.